I'm no hooker...

...i just play one on tv...

Yall,

is it NOT just my luck that i would go to a mystery dinner theater

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

 and get chosen to play a STRIPPER?!? Granted, i didn't have to DO anything, but out of the group that i go with, and the HUNDREDS of people that were there, I get to play a STRIPPER in the PLAY.

In front of TONS of strangers.

Of course. NATURALLY they would pick me. (WHAAA?) 

Shew.

Just my luck.

but it was a FUN NIGHT!