I'm believing, hoping, and praying that your birthing class teacher will sound just like the lady in "Baby Mama".
Please God, do this I ask. You know I need this.
My mom always tells the story of her first birthing class when the gal [that was teaching it] was trying to teach them how to push. She laid on the ground, pulled her legs back and pushed...
what she did not know was that the biggest fart of her life would follow that push.
She goes, "Oh, I guess I pushed a bit harder than I should have".
Love that story.
She goes, "Oh, I guess I pushed a bit harder than I should have".
Love that story.
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ROFL!!!!
OMG!! Hilarious!!!!
LMAO fab story!!! :P
AHAHAHAHAHAH! So funny!
I really like that movie. I thought it was so funny. I never got to take birthing classes, I had a lot of complications and was already 3 cen dilated and 75% effaced at 4 months. I was on bed rest almost my entire pregnancy.
I hope you have fun, I'm sad I missed on on that oppotunity
OmG! Hilarious!
That's funny!!!
That was my friend biggest fear giving birth - that she would poop on the table pushing... hehe!!!
i'm thinking her friend probably did. :) have fun at those classes! i skipped them too because i thought i knew it all :)-somehow i have gotten 2 kids out successfully and normally. can't wait to hear your stories! love your blog :)
OH-MY-GOSH! That is just the funniest story! ;)
Ugh! That doesn't make me look forward to classes. Well, at least maybe we'll get some funny blogging material from it. Haha!
OH. MY. GOSH!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
That's awesome and hilarious!!
I never went to a birthing class but after that story, I just may have to go the next time. Hopefully get a good laugh!!! :D
I do love a birth story!
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OMG I would have died!!
Hahahaha, I love this story! And Baby Mama is one of the funniest movies I have seen. :)
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-Laila
www.randomweavings.blogspot.com
Birthing class memories ... boy, could I tell a few stories ... the lady next to me walked in with another lady, and I presumed they were partners. That's cool with me. Whatever. But during introductions, she proceeded to tell this big, long, drama-laden story about her dirtbag boyfriend ... blah, blah, blah, ... and explained that her "partner" was just a good friend ... but she made a big deal about it like a total homophob ... it was so awkward!
I love that movie, hopefully you will have a laugh too.
:)
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Cindy
http://vegetarianmamma.blogspot.com
Laughing so hard right now! I would DIE! LOL!!
Congrats on being preggers w/little Davis! Love the name, love the bedding(where'd you find?) and I love your blog...super fun!
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xoxox,
Kristen
Too funny!!! BTW, Jenna, I look just as "quirkie" without my coffee!!!!
Hugs,
Christina :)
did i ever tell you my friend rachel threw up after they showed the birthing video? haha...
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